January 8

This morning as we were going through the usual morning routine I mentioned it was breakfast time. Liam hasn't been feeling all that well so his appetite has been pretty weak. I figured I'd surprise him with one of his favorites for breakfast, knowing he'd eat pretty well.

Momma: "How would you like some scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast?"
Liam: "No, thank you. I don't want eggs."
Momma: "You don't want eggs? Okay, I'll make waffles and sausage instead."
Liam: "Can I have a salami and cheese sandwich, please?"
Momma: "No, pumpkin, I've told you before, salami sandwiches are not a breakfast food. We can have a sandwich for lunch, okay?"
Liam: "Can we have lunch for breakfast, Momma?"

November 2

We went to breakfast at Kip's this morning a little later than usual. The place was packed. It's a small hole in the wall diner anyway, but there was a wait 4-8 people deep the whole time we were there. Seated just across the aisle from us this morning was a man and his 12 year old daughter. We were waiting for our breakfast, Liam being pretty patient and looking around enjoying the goings on. He randomly looks at the table across from us, not more than 2 feet away and says (LOUDLY): "That man has no hair, Daddy." When he didn't get a response he repeated: "Daddy, that man has no hair on his head." I think Mark was about to crawl under the table...that or die laughing.