October 21

We were driving home from a nice dinner out when Joe Safety (soon to be nicknamed "Narc" Petit) tells me, "Momma, you're driving really fast."
Me:"I'm not driving that fast, bud, I'm just going the speed limit."
Liam:"You're going really fast Momma, I think you should tell the policeman how fast you're going."

And before anyone tries to warn me, I can see the writing on the wall. God bless the parent who is driving if we ever do get pulled over. "I told Momma/Daddy they were driving too fast, Policeman!" shouted from the backseat.